remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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