were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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