big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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