come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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