I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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