I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
