Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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