I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
