My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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