Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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