windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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