quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
