someone owes me an orgasm
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'm really busy with my period
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