he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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