I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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