It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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