it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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