I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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