I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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