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Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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