He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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