so explain again why im purple
no
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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