I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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