Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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