she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
