just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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