Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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