I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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