it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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