he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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