They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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