4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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