i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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