And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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