What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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