I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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