My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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