people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Green mimosas i think yes
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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