He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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