What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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