Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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