Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
