Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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