He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
The ass gains better be worth it
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