I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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