two words: eviction party
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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