just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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