This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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