Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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