Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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